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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 1 | KIng Lewy | 1 | Tim Garner | 0 | 3 | 5/9 4/9 7/9 | | 5 | El Capitano | 3 | D Marlow | 2 | 3 | 9/3 0/9 9/2 0/9 3/9 | | 6 | Turkish RuleBook Tony | 4 | S Harsum | 2 | 3 | 9/5 3/9 9/10 9/1 3/9 | | 7 | JT | 5 | W Brownsdon | 2 | 3 | 4/9 9/6 5/9 9/6 2/9 | | | | | | 0 | 3 | W/O W/O W/O | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 6 | 15 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 0 | 5 | |
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| | | Result: | 6 | 20 | |
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| Report: | DULWICHSKI SEND BCC PACKING
Another 5-0 drubbing handed out to BCC, but this time it was a much closer affair.
Dutch Prodigy gave El Capitano a weeks notice of his impending rendezvous with 'Happy Feet' at the IMAX. However a combination of injuries/excuses and lack of depth left BCC with only 4 players.
King Lewy vs Tim the hitman Garner
Well King Lewy stepped up to the ockey last night with the understanding he would be playing the ‘new girl on the block’ When Lewy walked up the back stairs and saw Tim standing there in all his glory, King Lewy looked as if his World had fallen apart. And until I, JT, advised him that Tim was sporting a broken leg, wrist, hip had a deadly cold and was seeing more fingers than I was holding up, Lewy started on the illusions of grandeur. However this was short lived and when Tim started hitting the nick in the warm up, Lewy was back to his shivery nervous self.
The game started off slowly, probably due to Tim’s meditation prior to the match, but quickened up halfway through the first. Both players were hitting good lengths and were fast onto the ball – this would of course be the eventual downfall of King Lewy, as fitness is not his strongest point (I may live to regret that some day – if we ever get to play!) The first game was lost 9-5 and second game 9-2. However this did not dishearten Lewy and again, he stepped up to the ockey and showed Tim a few shots of his own. On a serious note King Lewy showed some great willingness to stick in there and not give up. He played some great shots which even surprised Tim. But at the end of the day there was always going to be one winner – Tim the hitman Garner (9-5, 9-2, 9-7)
(JT did this Report)
El Capitano Vs 'Poor Man's Clive London' (Duncan)
El Capitano wasn't looking forward to this one. A xmas period of drinking heavily combined with no exercise wasn't the best preparation for a match against Duncan.
However in the 1st it seemed like Duncan had had a similar xmas. Pressure squash from yours truly combined with some uncharacteristic errors from Duncan gave El Capitano the 1st.
The next 3 games were up and down affairs. Duncan produced some consistent squash in the 2nd and 4th to win them both 9-0. Whilst El Capitano was tight and clinical in the 3rd.
The 5th was a drawn out affair (despite the scoreline) with El Capitano battling for every point. However too many errors meant Duncan completed another victory over yours truly.
Afterwards in the bar, whilst tucking into some Lasagne, Duncan raised a question over his title of 'A Poor Man's Clive London' - something given to him back at the start of the season from Dutch Prodigy. To be honest I don't really now what Dutch Prodigy meant by it, after all Duncan isn't as good as Clive. (Only joking)
With the match already over, there was only pride to play for.
JT Vs Will
AS El Capitano was marking on the other court - reporting duties for this one were left to King Lewy. Not sure whether King Lewy wants his old title of 'Letdown Lewy' back but needless to say I haven't seen anything yet.
I'll just make it up then.
JT was phenomenal in his demolition of Will. All the hard training on and off the court has clearly payed off for a rejuvenated JT. He rolled back the years with a series of volley dead nicks, and federer like shots through the legs - (Good Job Tony wasn't marking), Will had no answer. The thrashing was so severe that Will didn't even need to have a shower.
Turkish RuleBook Tony vs Steve
Self titled 'Turkish RuleBook Tony' was up against battle weary Steve - sporting a self inflicted scar, that he had in fact treated himself after the NHS had done such a botched up job.
This was a scrappy affair, with neither player hitting their top form. The 1st two games were shared, the 3rd was extremly close with a few contentious marking decisions. Steve just nicked it 10-9 as Turkish RuleBook Tony lost his head.
In the 4th Turkish RuleBook Tony had the fire in his belly as he took it easily 9-1.
The troubled ankle began to effect Turkish RuleBook Tony and hamper his movement. Steve spurred on by his teamates closed out the 5th fairly comfortably 9-3.
A pleasing performance for Turkish RuleBook Tony though. He looks to have finally shaken off his injury - hopefully he'll return to winning ways against Bexley.
In the end the match was much closer than the 5-0 scoreline suggests. A full strength BCC squad, and the match may have gone a different way. |
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| Author: | EL CAPITANO |
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