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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 5 | P. Dowers | 10 | M. Horder | 0 | 3 | 1-9 3-9 6-9 | | 11 | R. Booth | 11 | R. Jennings | 0 | 3 | 4-9 1-9 1-9 | | 12 | G. Lochner | 21 | D. Sweeney | 2 | 3 | 9-4 4-9 9-3 7-9 2-9 | | 13 | I. Dean | 26 | K. Hews | 3 | 0 | 9-6 9-2 9-3 | | 16 | R. Hailston | 28 | C. Clegg | 2 | 3 | 9-7 0-9 9-5 5-9 5-9 | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 7 | 12 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 0 | 5 | |
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| | | Result: | 7 | 17 | |
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| Report: | BCC looked like turning out a fairly strong team this week but Big Andy’s return to fitness was halted abruptly while playing on Monday. Saw Doc in the bar afterwards (always the best place to get a diagnosis) and a bit of tendonitis of the knee was the verdict, so this weakened the team only slightly with Chris Clegg(nosey) coming in at 5.
Bruiser V Ian (4)
Bruiser stormed away for the first few points playing some great squash, Ian was in all four corners of the court but then managed to claw back and take the first 9-7. Lots of long rallies took its toll on Bruiser, the look on his face told it all, “not another super fit player 30 yrs younger”. The next two went to Ian 9-2 & 9-3 to take the match.
Smiler V Garth (3)
Smiler went ahead by four or five points, Garth decided to play his ‘gamesmanship’ card early on and managed to talk Smiler out of the first game! Coach popped down and had a few tactical words!! Smiler took the next 9-4 with a few more words exchanged, Smiler wasn’t very happy and takes some doing. The next two games were testy to say the least but took it to 2-2. Garth was all out of steam in the last so Smiler took the fifth 9-2. Garth then referred to Smiler’s portly features hmmmm pot, kettle, black eh!
Coach V Pascal (1)
Impressive warm up promised a great game but this was not to be, Coach had a little warm up game at lunch and was firing on all cylinders from the off. Whilst there were some cracking rallies Coach was always in control with Pascal digging in during the 3rd this was quite enough, coach does it again 3-0. Coach also didn’t fail to impress at the dinner table either, double cheese burger, salad and chips…..twice, guess he felt he earned it!!
Tricky V Richard (2)
As we were at Sundridge Tricky decided to take full advantage and strolled in after 18 holes, quickly reminded he could ware his golf shoes on court! Richard having seen Tricky dispose of Pascal in the first half meant he wasn’t really looking forward to this I imagine. After Tricky realised that unlike a golf ball squash balls don’t tend to stay still while you hit them he quickly took charge and never looked under pressure, pace and a plethora of shots enabled him to win pretty damn swiftly 3-0.
Chris Clegg (Nosey) V Richard
Another player that gets confused at which sport he was playing, tennis doesn’t work too well on a squash court and Richard took the first 9-7. Nosey came out like a steam train in the second and Richard didn’t know what to do, a 6’ 4” bloke with arms like an octopus, 9-0 to Nosey. The matches tooed and frowed to take it to 2-2. By this point Nosey was berating himself frequently with that inimitable quote “f*** me you big nosed w*****r” much to the galleries amusement!! Nosey played a good shot to the sound of Smiler form the gallery, “beautiful Cleggie”, well it wasn’t the squash and Nosey has never been beautiful so I can only assume Smiler was watching another match! Nosey’s unique style got the better of Richard in the end and Nosey took the game 9-5 match.
A good win for us.
Man of the match…. yes by a nose – Chris Clegg
I also hear Ian(1st team) was breakdancing again at 1-30am this morning!! |
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| Author: | Big Andy |
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