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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 1 | D.Harrison | 4 | I.Kamara | 1 | 3 | 4/9, 10/8, 2/9, 6/9 | | 2 | M.Steeden | 5 | T.Mortimer | 1 | 3 | 3/9, 5/9, 9/2, 0/9 | | 3 | M.Green | 7 | A.Mayle | 3 | 2 | 2/9, 9/5, 9/7, 2/9, 9/7 | | 4 | M.Badger | 8 | G.Mc'Manus | 1 | 3 | 9/4, 6/9, 3/9, 6/9 | | 9 | R.Lewis | 9 | M.Lennox | 0 | 3 | 0/9, 3/9, 0/9 | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 6 | 14 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 0 | 5 | |
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| | | Result: | 6 | 19 | |
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| Report: | Not sure if I can remember as far back as Tuesday. Only kidding,it's not often you see two endangered species of animal in one evening and it's indeed extremely rare to see them on a squash court so how could I possibly forget that.
The endangered species are the Sperm whale (Maylie not Rob Lewis) and the Tasmanian Devil (Slack not Rob Lewis) and his female equivilent (Rent Boy not Rob Lewis)
First up.
A Good Few Beers v Rob
Not a lot to say about this one. Rob started with a smile on his face which straight away indicated he was a beaten man.
And he was,to three points.
Duan v The Dark Destroyer
Best game of the night this one.
Total contrast of styles with Duan cracking the ball to all parts and showing some clinical kills. DD in contrast happy to chase the ball to all parts and even more worrying for Duan, DD looked like he was prepared to do it for about 24 hours!
Great shotmaking,fantastic gets and a game played in good sporting spirit.
DD finally ran Duan into submission and from what I've seen of DD so far he is going to be a tough nut to crack for the majority of his forthcoming opponents.
Slack v Mighty Mac
Enter the first endangered species of animal.
Now this one started probably as Slack would have hoped and predicted with MM not able to live with Slacks fast pace,clinical low drives and impresive retrevals.
Now MM hasn't built his legendary status on rolling over if plan A goes tits up and plan B was quickly brought into play for the second game. Better fortunes soon followed with the scores levelled at one game all.The third followed the same format as the second but with MM now showing increased confidence and control.
At this point a rare species in the shape of a Tasmanian Devil took centre stage throwing it's racket and spinning in all directions trying to respond to MM deceptive shots. All to no avail and MM punched the air in delight as he run out a deserved 3-1 winner. I think that's the only time MM has ever won at Bexley.
Steady Steeden V Beverley Hills Rent Boy
The second Tasmanian Devil was of course BHRB, but this was the female version of the species with its girlie pathetic hair band.
All seemed calm and controlled for the first two games with BHRB taking a commanding two game lead.
However,things took a turn for the worse when the ball struck BHRB when coming back off the front wall without any force and certainly without any nasty intent from Mark. Now to 99.9% of people this would require no further comment than ' oh dear oh dear' but to BHRB it was the lighting of the fuse to a bloody big time bomb.
The racket was launched into the wall from very short ranged wanging straight back past BHRB's nose before self destructing on the glass back. Not often you see a racket broken half way up the grip.
Out with the second racket and half a game later a repeat of the before mentioned incident. Everybody ducked in anticipation but it was all an anti climax as BHRB restricted himself to smashing seven bells out of his calf. Pah! all very boring,seen that one loads of times.
BHRB finally wound his neck in after losing the third to win 9-0 in the fourth.
The better Matt v Smooth Operator
Good game this one with both players working very hard throughout.A see saw battle which finally went in favour of The Better Matt 9-7 in the fifth.
As good as the squash was,The most striking aspect for me was the enlarged frame of SO.
Having not seen him for a couple of months and in this time SO not played much squash, the blubber had certainly got a firm hold on the SO waistline.
Lucky there were no Norwegian whalers wondering about otherwise he would have been harpooned and sent back to a factory ship before you could say 'Is that a Sperm Whale wearing a green teeshirt meant to be worn by a human!)
So once Slack and BHRB had reverted back to their former selves and SO had lost a few pounds, The Hillbillies came away with a pretty resounding win.
Still,if the result didn't please everyone the evening really did prove to all that our environment must be preserved or these fascinating rare species will be lost forever and that would be sad indeed!
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| Author: | Debt Collector |
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