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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 5 | Toby Mortimer | 3 | Marc Aldridge | 3 | 1 | 9-2, 7-9, 9-2, 9-3 | | 7 | Alex Mayle | 7 | Alex Martin | 3 | 1 | 7-9, 9-6, 9-6, 10-9 | | 8 | Gordon Mcmanus | 11 | Paul James | 3 | 2 | 9-6, 9-7, 1-9, 8-10, 9-3 | | 10 | Dean Newbury | 14 | Dan Lark | 3 | 2 | 3-9, 8-9, 9-2, 9-4, 9-3 | | 11 | John Lane | | | 3 | 0 | w/o | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 15 | 6 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 5 | 0 | |
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| | | Result: | 20 | 6 | |
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| Report: | Well I thought and seen and heard it all from the Sly Fox when it comes to deceit,skullduggery and general gutter dredging but hey, there's a new kid on the block making a challenge for the title of Priory scumbag.
Not an obvious candidate (unlike Sly) and his cunning disguise is a nicey,nicey happy go lucky smiley,smiley mug.
Some know him as Alex Martin but keeping things polite, us on the Hill Know him as the Freindly Fraudster.
One minute where told 'Take it easy on us we've only got 3 or 4'.Next minute after we have declared a side to get some good matchups we glean some interesting info from the Hillbilly snitch that in fact a very strong outfit is being assembled to make an assault on the Hill.
We will never know the truth but the Friendly Fraudsters plans went *its up and below is the result.
First up:
Beverley Hills Rent Boy v Mark
All started as usual from a Hill point of view with BHRB getting straight into gear winning the first very quickly. At that point his eyes started to close slowly,bit like Bart Simpson.
This dosn't help when playing Squash (Dosn't matter in Sly's case though)
Mark at this point got going while BHRB nodded off, even to the point wher he played the second game with a broken string before noticing.
A raid into CND's racket bag for a spare weapon and order is restored in the third and fourth games for a comfortable win to BHRB.
Mighty Mac v Paul
Only saw the fifth after MM won the first two with Paul pegging things back to force a decider.
The fifth was fairley straightforward with MM playing great width and deception.
Another good win for the Mac who is on a very impressive winning streak this season.
Camp Ninja Deano v Dan
Blimey, I'm struggling to think of something polite to say about this hack fest.
Both players struggled to hit anything tight or to a good length or width. Did manage to hit each other on a fairly regular basis though !
CND lost the first two and scrambled back to win the remaining three.
In all honesty,not one for the purist.
Sperm Whale v Friendly Fraudster
Started off with a bit of a camp theme, FF shaving his legs before going on court with SW. Maybe he thought he was playing CND.
Both players have played a lot better squash than was on show tonight to be fair.
Only saw the fourth but I'm told by AGFB that he lost count of the errors each player made in the first three games.
The game I saw had FF keeping his error count at the same high level and SW managing to get some sort of control on proceedings.
Not the high quality game I would have expected from these two lads but from SW's point of view, a win to stop the rot on a pretty long losing streak to date.
We've all been in that situation at some point (Sly's made it an art form) so any wins a good win. Well done SW.
So a big healthy win for the Hillbillies to keep them in touch with Dulwichvich.
Friendly Fraudster spent the rest of the evening defending his character which takes some doing when his team are fielding Peter bloody Nicol for their next match !!! |
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| Author: | Debt Collector |
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