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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 4 | Guy Olby | 2 | Stacey Ross | 0 | 3 | 5/9 0/9 2/9 | | 5 | Marc Aldridge | 6 | Phil Nightingale | 1 | 3 | 7/9 1/9 9/5 8/10 | | 6 | Tony Webb | 8 | Ted Jeal | 0 | 3 | 4/9 5/9 5/9 | | 8 | Paul James | 12 | Gordon McManus | 3 | 0 | 9/3 9/1 9/2 | | 12 | Grant Seed | 22 | Simon Wanford | 1 | 3 | 5/9 5/9 9/1 4/9 | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 5 | 12 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 0 | 5 | |
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| | | Result: | 5 | 17 | |
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Grant what a lovely match report!!! I think I'll add a bit to it if you don't mind!!!
First up, a lack of scores is down to the Amida captain (Alex Martin/Disco). I'm sure they will be updated shortly. Although me being in an RPM class might have something to do with it as well!
In the week leading upto this match the captains had discussed the teams and sorted out a competitive match. Funny Biggin Hill do that isn't it!!
To the match
Tony v Ted
Didn't see too much of this but Ted seemed to be in control and dictating the play, eventually winning the match 3-0. The young fella really showed the talent he has, and to the delight of everyone in the Biggin Hill team the concentration to match. Well done stripes, your mum is not a fence!
Grant v Simon
After picking Simon up from the airport. Oops sorry no we didn't. After Simon drove himself to the match, the Biggin Hill 'member' played Mr. Nice Guy Grant. The match looked to be very evenly contested and both players seemed to be enjoying it (I'm not saying you enjoyed losing Grant!). Simon did well and managed to take a win for the Hill.
For those who moan, that is so far two 3rd team players who have represented the 1st team this year and they have both won.
Christ, could this mean Biggin Hill are paying them? Of course. We actually bought Simon a house, car, Thai bride and gave him enough money to retire for winning this one. Good old Biggin Hill!!
Paul v Gordon
Paul played very well, Gordon not so well. I really hoped this one would be a close match but it proved not to be. Paul to his credit looked strong and took the match 3-0. Although I must say that some of the squash was not what you would call 'pretty.' Watch out for the Might Mac backlash!!
Marc v Phil
Didn't see much of this. Marc played his usual game and his work rate could not be faultered whatsoever. Phil is a very difficult customer to play against, making the 3-1 score line a testament to the determination showed by Marc. You will see when the scores go up that it was not just one game where the more senior player came close.
Guy v Stacey
Sorry Stacey but I have to say that Guy made you look very short in this one. It was like Peter Crouch and Jermaine Defoe!! Or as Ted commented, "Stacey is as tall as Guy's armpit." Now either that means Guy has an enormous armpit, or that Ted didn't think before he spoke!
Stacey though took the match 3-0, only pausing to tell Guy off for nearly using his towel after the second. How dare you!!!
Well played to the Amida lads. Always an enjoyable time spending a night with people who can talk about other things than; airports, money, stealing players (well done CL for the correct information last week) or just general toilet that bores me.
Serious point, a joke is only as funny the 1st time it is told. If you repeat it every week it could be either signs of amnesia, or that you are just a neanderthal. Or alternatively it could mean you're a goldfish. You swim round your bowl once, then forgetting you have done so you do it again. You manage to repeat it every day of your life and it seems great!
By the way if you're a goldfish then you won't be able to read so actually you must be a neanderthal. Wait a minute, if you're a neanderthal then you won't be able to read this either. Ah ha, that must mean you have amnesia. I apologise that is a very serious condition. But at least you won't remember what this report said in about 5 minutes and you can say your very funny joke next week still believing that you're a funny guy.
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Amida Report:
Biggin Hill's entourage arrive 2 hours prior, to polish the match balls.
The team landed on the Amida helipad at 19:40 with their WABS (Wives and Boyfriends) in tow.
Gave us a thrashing (apart from Gordon, who was not himself, Jet lagged from the flight in from his palace in tax haven Dubai). Gordon Ramsey turned up to cook their food, whilst Amida ate gruel.
Joking aside..... Amida actually had pasta.
Well played lads, great evening, good laugh in the bar with everyone after too. Stacey looked a little smaller than Guys armpit, must have been the angle Ted was sitting at... |
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| Author: | Captain Mortimer/ Mr Seed |
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