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| Report: | The start of another new season but this time after a skillful piece of verbal engineering by DC, no home games to be played at the toilet known to some as Old Dunstonians. MAGNIFICENT!!!
Never let it be said that the ugly bunch are sexist or class snobs for this year we have allowed a homeless Scotsman and a rather buxom broad into the ranks.
Now before anybody gets to excited about the female, it must be said she looks pretty rank but she does have one redeeming feature, well two actually. She does have an awesome pair of jugs !!
Tabatha Mortimer v George
So after god knows how long since the Biggin Hill days, DC and Tabatha back in the same ranks and it pains me to say it was good to have the fat git back.
No surprise, Tabatha still hitting a great ball but George was probably the last opponent she needed on his return to the court. A very dis jointed game lacking any sort of rhythm but Tabs (or should it be Tubs) always stepped it up when needed and closed out a fairly comfortable 3/0 win.
General consensus after the match was a much more robust sports bra was required for Tabs before the next match. DC even offered to buy it himself as the flabby mammaries put him right off his food !
Silver Reject v Carlos
Reject in no mood to take prisoners and reeled off a pretty comfortable win once he had worked out Carlos' tricky short game.
Debt Collector v Phil
Tougher than a 3/0 scoreline suggests but DC had enough to close out 3 tricky games.
Gastric Band v Andy
Gastric looks like he may have loosened the band a couple of notches in the close season as he went a darker shade of red as each game progressed but eventually closed things out after a good scrap with Andy.
Homeless Sock v Mo
Game of the night by some way.
Big contrast in styles but both players had one thing in common, both had the ability to make silly mistakes followed by great shots.
Good game to watch and a good result for Homeless.
Must mention Mo's sporting attitude, a couple of very marginal calls by Gastric in the fifth were met with a bemused look then straight into the next rally.
A good evening with the Park lads, good to see some old sparring partners again (I think me and Carlos first played each other about 20 years ago.GAWD!!)
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| Author: | Debt Collector |
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